Good Vibrations
Posted by Jeremie Jordan on July 9, 2008
So you know how when cell phones are on vibrate, they aren’t necessarily silent? You can still hear their morse code of buzzes and hums. While I was in a restroom the other day admiring the tile work around the urnal I was using, fellow restroom occupant was in the stall next to me doing his business. Then a loud buzzing sound started going off.
“Senator Craig?”
I assume it was the man’s cell phone, because the buzzing was followed by the faint sound of tapping. What the hell would you be texting someone while droppin’ a deuce? You think people driving while talking on a cell phone is bad. Men’s bathrooms are already unclean, but just wait until cell phone usage while on the toilet become common practice.
