So far there have been two kinds of reviews for Guns N’ Roses new album Chinese Democracy: sarcastic and positive. Believe me, I breathe sarcasm but it has no place in a music review if it is not backed up by facts or additional insight. Of course there is a wealth of humor in the fact that Axl Rose’s new opus has been fourteen years in the making, but spare me the lame, sad music reviewer jokes. We’ve heard the one-liners before and most likely with a better delivery than coming from a snarky LA Times journalist. If you have been reading this blog for any length you already know my opinion on Chinese Democracy, but let me state clearly for the record that it’s amazing.
The title track starts the album off strong with a light political commentary that has caused more outrage from the Chinese government in one week than an army of television crews did in the two weeks they covered 2008 Summer Olympic. Otherwise known as the NBC Chinese orgy. Luckily the song rocks hard, because I don’t really need political insight coming from the likes of Axl Rose. In fact the first three tracks start the album off strong (with Chinese Democracy, Shackler’s Revenge, Better) only to slightly taper afterwards, but not enough to derail the entire effort. Out of 14 songs, I count only two as weak: Scrapped and Catcher in the Rye.
The album is a little heavy on the slower songs, but when those songs are There Was A Time, Sorry, and This I Love it’s forgivable. Intermix a couple of unique sounding tracks like If The World and Riad and the Bedouins and it clear Rose had a grandiose vision of where Chinese Democracy was headed. The album ends on a clear high note with Prostitute, which crescendos which just enough power rock to make you want to start listening to the entire album again. Right away and before the final note fades.
Metallica and Kirk Hammett could take several pages of notes on the apparently lost art of the guitar solo from Buckethead and Bumblefoot. If Axl was self indulged during the recording of Chinese Democracy, someone forgot to clue Buckethead in that his searing solos might take some of the spotlight away from reclusive lead singer. Very few albums (heavy on the very and few) have guitar solos so perfectly woven into the overall sound of a song. These so-called hired gun musicians clearly spent a lot of time working with Axl to fit the solo within the context of the song. In a word: awesome. Then factor in the countless fill solos and layered solos and album becomes a richly layered masterpiece.
The music of Guns N’ Roses has never been such that you would listen once to the lyrics and then the next time you would listen to the drums, bass or guitar lines as it needed to be taken as a whole. However Chinese Democracy may change that. The drums, while admittedly influenced by ProTools, are the deepest, hardest hitting and technically challenging in the history of GnR. Not exactly a long history of great drumming, but Matt Sorum does a decent job on Use Your Illusion however Bryan “Brain” Manti takes it to another level. The musicianship is so good that you can pick apart each instrument and they will stand on their own merit. Chinese Democracy is far from the EP Lies.
If you are looking for Appetite for Destruction, then you should look elsewhere. Might I suggest you look inside a can of hairspray and breakout your Bugle Boy pants. Viewed apart from comparisons to Appetite, then Chinese Democracy is clearly a wonderful rock album. However I question whether the nation’s music journalists will allow that to happen. Mainstream reviewers live for being able to list dozens of bands you have never heard before has being the next great thing. This new Guns N’ Roses is the polar opposite of that type of thinking. Ironically, Chinese Democracy is unlike most of the new rock music being played on the radio right now. Perhaps that’s why I like it. There is only so much Nickelback and Staind one person can take. My threshold is about 2 or 3 minutes once a year.
So about a week and a half ago I won a Wii at work! Totally sweet. I’m a XBox 360 guy myself, but somehow playing Gears of War 2 with my 5 year old daughter just doesn’t seem very responsible. Though she DID walk in on my playing it the other day when I sniped a head off a bad guy and blood when flying. She thought that was pretty neat actually. To be honest, it was a tough shot, so yeah, it was pretty neat.
So I grew up with video games, from an Atari 2600 to a NES, to a Sega Genesis, to a N64, to the original Xbox to my Xbox 360 and now.. my Wii. My wife however, is NOT a gamer at all. She thinks they are a waste of time, while I think that I now have the hand-eye coordination to fend off an alien invasion. Single handed if necessary.
In my younger days I slacked off big time playing too many video games when I should have been studying in school. I am not worried about the kid making that mistake because I’m going to be strict when it comes to time spent gaming.
It’s kinda funny. I’m an IT guy (geek rather) and because of it, I’m probably going to be more strict when it comes to stuff like video games, cell phones, and the Internet because I know how much of time wasters they can be. Poor Dorf kids.
Anyway, I’m trying to find the right amount of time to let the kid play Wii. Any suggestions from the folks who have more experience with it then I do?
It’s almost like we are punishing and sentencing our youth. Thanks for the vote, now get to work:
The Obama Administration will call on Americans to serve in order to meet the nation’s challenges. President-Elect Obama will expand national service programs like AmeriCorps and Peace Corps and will create a new Classroom Corps to help teachers in underserved schools, as well as a new Health Corps, Clean Energy Corps, and Veterans Corps. Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by developing a plan to require 50 hours of community service in middle school and high school and 100 hours of community service in college every year. Obama will encourage retiring Americans to serve by improving programs available for individuals over age 55, while at the same time promoting youth programs such as Youth Build and Head Start.
Hypothetically speaking anyone want to lay odds on the half-life of the whole ‘blame Bush’ mentality? I say you will still be hearing Democrats whine about Bush being the cause of everything that is wrong in the world even in 2012:
U.S. Stocks Tumble in Market’s Worst Two-Day Slump Since 1987 By Lynn Thomasson
Nov. 6 (Bloomberg) — U.S. stocks slid, sending the market to its biggest two-day slump since 1987, after jobless claims jumped and the shrinking economy crushed earnings at companies from Blackstone Group Inc. to News Corp.
By the way, this has nothing to do with America electing a pro-socialism President. Word on Wall Street is that consumer confidence is down now that Sarah Palin is no longer buying clothes on the McCain campaign’s dime.
Reid looking to remove Lieberman as committee head
WASHINGTON (AP) - Sen. Joe Lieberman’s affiliation with Democrats was in question after a meeting Thursday with Majority Leader Harry Reid, steamed over the Connecticut independent’s high-profile support of John McCain for president.
Listen, just so we are clear, this isn’t about red states or blue states. Democrat or Republican. This is payback, plain and simple. You can almost feel the change whipping through Washington. All sarcasm aside, it is entirely possible that Reid doesn’t fully understand Obama’s agenda. In all fairness he wouldn’t be alone.
Even as I stood in line to vote yesterday I wasn’t quite sure how I was going to cast my ballot. I desperately wanted to cast my vote for Barack Obama. What he could potentially mean for race relations in this country I don’t think can be underestimated. John McCain was the second to last republican candidate I wanted as a Presidential choice behind Huckabee, so I wasn’t exactly gelled about filling in the bubble next to his name. Ultimately my choice came down this: Obama is too liberal, too inexperienced and the prospect of the country being controlled by Pelosi, Reid and Obama kept me from voting for Bob Barr.
Of all the things I fear now that we have wingnuts like Reid and Pelosi driving the short bus of liberal crazies through the streets of D.C., is that I honestly feel that mainstream press has failed. Never in the history of the freedom of the press has a Presidential candidate received so little push back on his nonexistent agenda. Never as a Presidential candidate remained completely removed from the vetting process as Obama. The only thing this country has today is hope, because over the last two years no one in the press thought to take Obama to task on any of his associations or positions. The press owes America an apology. I am sure Obama will turn out to be a great president (at least my love of this country hopes he will) but the bottom line is this: I don’t know anymore about Obama now than I did two years ago. I do, however, know a lot of manufactured dirt on Sarah Palin.
To top it off, the press ultimately suppresses the vote. The constant polling will deter a person from voting because the polls show their candidate is 14-17 points down. When I was waiting in line, I kept thinking ‘what’s the use, McCain is so far behind he can’t win anyway no matter how I vote.’ The real reason I stayed in line was to cast my vote for Jerry Behn, my local state senator. If Jerry wasn’t on the ballot I am pretty sure I would have left. I hope I wouldn’t have, but constant polling told me the wait was an exercise in futility.
No fence sitting here, I think this album is going to be huge. If you are looking for Appetite for Destruction, look elsewhere. That said, it’s not 1987 anymore so I am not sure rock would take to Appetite again:
More proof Barack will throw anyone under the bus who stands in the way of him and the Presidency. To bad Obama doesn’t have to live up the same scrutiny as a simple man wishing to truly live the American dream:
How many Presidential candidates do you know that will bash on the very constituents that got him elected in the first place? Imagine if the democrats and the fucking press (redundant, I know) treated Obama like they treated Joe the Plumber? There’s your real definition of hope.
According to Oliver Stone, Sarah Palin wouldn’t understand his new movie W:
“I don’t think Sarah would understand the picture,” Stone said on the red carpet outside the famed W. 54th St. theater. ”It has a lot of complicated dialogue,” he zinged. ”George Bush is an intellectual compared to her.”
Let me just say, if Stone had a hand in writing the script there is little worry of it going over Palin’s head. I was actually surprised he was able to handle something as heavy as the Bush administration. Besides the film can’t be too deep, Josh Brolin is starring in it. You goonies…
And that’s a double points for making two Goonies references in one week.
So far there have been two kinds of reviews for Guns N’ Roses new album Chinese Democracy: sarcastic and positive. Believe me, I breathe sarcasm but it has no place in a music review if it is not backed up by facts or additional insight. Of course there is a wealth of humor in the fact that Axl Rose’s new opus has been fourteen years in the making, but spare me the lame, sad music reviewer jokes. We’ve heard the one-liners before and most likely with a better delivery than coming from a snarky LA Times journalist. If you have been reading this blog for any length you already know my opinion on Chinese Democracy, but let me state clearly for the record that it’s amazing. 
